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Results For Week 2 – 2024-25
Well if opposites attract, week 1 and week 2 of this season would be f**king each other’s heads off by now. I’m gutted. Really gutted. But not I’m-going-to-throw-this-all-in-the-bin gutted. Because that’s just sports trading. One week/day/month you’re up, the next you’re down. And down is what I am for week 2. £235.71 down to be…
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Results for Week 1 – 2024-25
Well, flipping heck, what a start to the trading season that was! £222.21 to the good, in what has been my best start to a season so far. In fact, there were only four other weeks that I’ve managed to achieve over this amount in my whole trading journey. Last season I only managed to…
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Hello Season 2024-25
Hello my brethren. My sheep. My followers. My holy mutha f**kers! I hope to find you all well. I’m great, and really looking forward to the rest of the season now that we have a good understanding of how teams are fairing within their respective leagues. Apologies for not posting sooner but I felt the…
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Lessons Learnt From The Season (3 of 3) – Psychology
Hello peeps! I hope we’re all alright and recovered sufficiently enough from the disappointing Euro final result. It just wasn’t to be, and I feel like it was a bit of a missed opportunity for the England players to make history. Spain were the deserved winners, but I thought England could have been a bit…
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Lessons Learnt From The Season (2 of 3) – Trading Bank
Hello peeps, I hope everything is alright and you’re doing well. I’m doing okay, and enjoying the footy at the Euros. Actually, that’s a lie, it’s been shite. I’m staying away from doing my own trades at the Euros, but I have decided to follow a tipster who seems to be have done well in…
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Lessons Learnt From The Season (1 of 3) – New Strategies
Hello peeps! I hope you’re all alright and enjoying this time off from the football trading. I know I am. My stresses are no longer there, and I’ve got a lot more time to spend with my nearest and dearest which is always great to do. I did say I would make a few posts…
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Results For Week29 -2023-24
In case you missed my tweet in the middle of last week – I did it! I managed to get my total losses under the £400 mark. In my last blog post I was looking to reduce my total losses for the season to less than £500. But because I had such a good set…
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Results for Week 28 – 2023-24
It’s on! The challenge of getting below -£500 total loss for the season is well and truly on! Week 28 turned out to be the second highest profitable week for the season for me, with a nice sum of £131. Here’s a breakdown of how that profit was achieved: I don’t usually dip into any…
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Results For Week 27 – 2023-24
Well, the good run is finally over, as I experienced my first loss in five weeks. I’m not too disheartened though, as it was only for a small amount of £22. Here’s how week 27 went down: As you can see, there was only 2 trades undertaken this week. This was because I was having…
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Results For Week 26 – 2023-24
Week 26 was a very good week for me on the trading front. Over £100 profit, which is my third highest profit this season so far, and the first £100+ profit since week 8, which seems like a long time ago now. Here’s how that profit was made: There were a fair few trades this…
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Results For Week 25 – 2023-24
Another profitable week. But again, not quite hitting the big amounts I’d like to be. But I just need to keep plugging away and I’m sure it’ll happen. Here’s a breakdown of how I achieved my £24.64: There isn’t really a great deal to report to be honest. The Man City Vs Real Madrid game…
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Results for Week 24 – 2023-24
Another profitable week is probably the best way to dress up Week 24. Less than a tenner but it’s still profit. Ignore the horse racing results, that’s just me getting lucky for the Grand National. “Bloody hell, why don’t you trade the horses” I hear you say! Cheeky bastards! Here’s my results for Week 24:…
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Results for Week 23 – 2023-24
What was it that the commentator said when Ste Gerard scored Liverpool’s first goal in their 3 goal comeback against AC Milan in Instanbul – “oh hello!” Now I’m not saying that there’s any chance that I’m going to make back £800+ to break even for the season, but it’s good to finally get a…
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Weeks 21 & 22 – 2023-24
Same shit, different day. That’s pretty much sums my trading up at the moment. I’m kind of at a loss with the way things are currently going. I posted a blog about 3 weeks ago regarding trusting your system. And boy did I wish I re-read that blog post because I sure could have done…
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Potential Trades For Week 21
Well, I say trades, but they’ll be outright bets. There’s nothing in the Premier League that grabs me so I’ll be turning my attention towards the FA Cup. I think I’m going to be looking at trading the Manchester City game against Newcastle, and stick my trade on City to win when the odds get…
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Results For Week 20 – 2023-24
Hmm, not sure whether this is yet another kick in the knackers or just one of them weeks. I’m not going to be hard on myself, so I’m just taking it as being one of those weeks. Looking at the trades, it was the large trade on Man City to win at Liverpool that cost…
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Results For Week 19 – 2023-24
No, I haven’t profited this week. But I haven’t had a big loss either. So I’ll take that. If you’re not going to win, then do the next big thing and lose small. Here’s the breakdown for week 19: It was an interesting mix of trades this week, and looking at the breakdown I didn’t…
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Psychology, Trading Bank, and Trusting Your System
As regular readers of this blog would have read recently, I haven’t been seeing much profit in my trading of late. This has seen me question and lose faith in the trades I’ve been making. But not only the trades I’ve been making, but also the trades I’m about to make. And because of this,…
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Results For Week 18 – 2023-24
Guess who’s back? Back again? Bible Bashing Bookie Basher is back. Tell a friend. Okay, okay, it may not have the same ring to it, but you get the gist. I had a good feeling that I was going to have a good weekend and it certainly turned out that way. £66 profit in a…
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Saturday Afternoon In-Play Bets
Hello all! Bit of a free afternoon today, so thought I’d jump on here and quickly post what trades I’ve decided to pick out for the Saturday afternoon 3pm kick-offs. So, here they are: Brighton vs Everton:2-01-01-1 Man Utd vs Fulham:1-11-02-1 These are trades identified by my stats, but I can’t help thinking I’ve missed…
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Results For Week 17 – 2023-24
Well, back to losing it is! But I’m not too bothered about it, as it’s not a massive loss. or certainly not as big a loss as it could have been. I’m quietly happy with how I traded. Here’s the trades that made up my £64.55 loss: The Copenhagen vs City match I managed to…
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Results For Week 16 – 2023-24
Thankfully, I’ve managed to post a positive this week. It’s a small profit, but it’s profit, and for now that’s all I’m concerned about. This week I’ve probably done the least trades I’ve ever done in a trading week. I’m putting this down to the fact I’ve not been feeling the best of late, and only traded when…
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Results For Week 15 – 2023-24
Yes – another pile of shite. A big pile of steaming hot shite. Fresh from the arsehole of shitesville. Down £122 quid for week 15 and it doesn’t seem as though I’m getting out of this downward spiral any time soon: Not good guys. I need to do something serious I think. I can’t keep doing this. Honestly, I’ll be…
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Results Review For 3rd Feb ’24
Well, that was a mixed bag. The first two trades didn’t go as planned. The Brighton vs Palace trade was blown out of the water after only 34 minutes played. The scorelines I picked had Brighton scoring no more than 2 goals, so when the third went in after only 34 minutes played, my trades were dead in…
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Possible Trades – 3rd Feb ’24
Afternoon peeps! I’ve had a very quick look at some of the football that is on this afternoon and it’s looking as though there could be three possible trades for me to look at. These could change the nearer we get to kick off and after the teams are announced. But currently I’m looking at the following: Brighton…
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Week 11 to 14 – Season 2023-24
Hello peeps! Thought I’d give an update on how I’ve been doing. I’ve been quiet of late as the PL footy has been a bit quiet of late too. But, with it picking back up this week and there being a hell of a lot of football coming up in the recent weeks, I thought I’d get back…
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Results for Week 10 – 2023-24
“How low can you go, how low can you go…..”? Well, it turns out lower than the last 9 weeks! It’s disappointing to be experiencing another loss, but I’m not getting too edgy just yet. I can’t see it carrying on for much longer. In fact, it won’t carry on for much longer. I’m going to make sure it doesn’t. We’re…
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Happy New Year!
This is just a very quick post to say Happy New year to you all, and I sincerely wish you all the best for a fabulous 2024. I’ll still be carrying on this trading journey, and I am determined to make it a success more than ever. A successful side hustle will provide me with the…
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In-Play Update
Hello folks, thought I’d just give an update on my trading on this drizzly, piss-sodden Saturday afternoon.I’ve currently got 2 matches I’m trading in. The City vs Sheff Utd game and the Villa vs Burnley game. City are currently 1-0 up which has scuppered me a little so far as I was hoping Sheff Utd would hold…
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Results For Week 9 – 2023-24
Well this week was a bit meh! A bit of a loss, but not too bad all things considered. It could have been a lot worse than what it was, so I guess a £50 loss isn’t too bad all things considered. Here’s how that amount was arrived at: When I say things could have been a lot…
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Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all my followers. I hope you have a great day tomorrow. I thought I’d just get it in early as I’ll have no time to post anything today or on Christmas day. On Boxing Day I’ll probably come back with my results for this week, with possibly a trade or two for the Boxing Day…
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Results For Week 8 – 2023-24
About f**king time! We got a nice juicy win people! Our fourth highest since I’ve been properly trading at the start of last season. I knew we would turn a corner at some point, I’m just hoping that I don’t turn too many corners and I start losing again! It was a good win, and the £260 green…
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Happy Saturday
Well, it is for me. Especially after a big fat green from last night’s Forest vs Spurs game. It’s about time a big green came my way, and I’m happy for it. Fingers crossed today’s games go a similar way. I’ve already placed my bets on today’s games, and I’ve targeted the Man City and Chelsea 3pm kick-offs. I’m…
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Results For Week 7 – 2023-24
Well, after the previous week’s profit of £119, I was on a bit of a high and hoping to build upon that amount by publishing another good green figure. Unfortunately it wasn’t to be as you can see from the results below: A £200 loss is a kick in the old town halls, but I’m going…
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Results For Week 6 – 2023-24
This is going to be a quick post as I’ve been mad busy due to the Christmas period, and I realise that I’m a week behind, and I should be posting week 7’s results up! So it’s only going to be a few screenshots to show you my progress, but it’s good news, as I’ve managed…
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Sunday Mass – 3rd Dec ’23
I’ve had a bit of a mixed day trading yesterday. I’m up, but only £20 up. Call it greed, I call it frustration. Only because, if I followed my strategies I would be £267.50 more up than what I was. There is a reason for this, and it’s because I’ve added a couple more new…
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Results For Week 5 – 2023-24
I was hoping for a bit of a turn around in my fortunes, but it wasn’t to be. My misfortune has stopped though, or at least it wasn’t at the levels I’ve been experiencing of late. A total loss of £9.28 was a welcome sight, all things considered. Here’s how that small loss came about:…
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The Premier League Is Back!
Praise the Lord the Premier League is back! I can’t be arsed with International football. It just doesn’t appeal to me. And because I’m unsure about the teams taking part, I tend to use the International break to take a break from trading, recharge my batteries, and try and plan for the Premier League matches…
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Results For Week 4 – 2023/24
I seem to be on a bit of a losing streak of late, with another substantial loss experienced. Here are my results for week 4: The weekend got off to a great start, with a £171 green from the Man Utd vs Luton game. I had the urge to stop there whilst things were good…
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Results for Week 3 – 2023/24
Well, well, well. If it isn’t my old friend Big Red. I’ve missed you like a second bumhole. It was a heck of a demoralising week this week, but they happen. Here’s my results for week 3: A £225 loss. Not the best of weeks, but they happen. It’s how you react to these losing…
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Results for Week 2 – 2023/24
You know what I wish I could do. I wish I could do what I said I’d bloody do and stick to it! In the Sunday mass yesterday I provided three predictions. Two of which came in. Did I actually do them? No! Hey-ho. We move on. I’m not too disappointed as I still had…
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Sunday Mass – 29th Oct ’23
Morning my brethren. I hope we are well and ready to accept the Lord and his teachings. He came to me last night, a vision of brightness in my dreams, and he said to me “Father Paul, yer doing proper shite this week. Go forth and place the following trades:” Liverpool vs Forest 2-1, 2-0,…
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Results For Week 1 – 2023/24
Well, the first week of the new season where I’m seriously trading, and it’s gone alright with a profit of just under £80. Here’s a breakdown of my trading for week 1: I’ll provide a table and graph once we’ve got a few weeks under our belts, similar to last season. I’m very happy with…
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Sunday Mass
Well, good morning my flock for the first Sunday mass of the season. Usually I would pick out a few trades for the afternoon, but seeing as though there’s only one match on today I’m going to leave it. What I also do is talk about the trades from the previous day, and I can…
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Getting Serious
Hello my friends. I’m getting back into the stride of things as of this weekend, so apologies for not posting for a while. So I’m up late tonight, writing this, having a look at some of the bets and seeing if any take my fancy. The early kick-off/Merseyside derby takes my fancy. As well as…
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The Big Man Is Back!
Word up my f**ked-up flock! How’s tricks? And more importantly, how is the new 2023-24 season treating you so far? I’ve been keeping my powder kinda dry so far, with no real massive bets undertaken. The reason, as you may remember from last season, is that I tend to give the teams a little time…
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Results For Week 24 – 2025-26
Just the one trade to finish the season off, and I managed a £35.28 profit. After managing to get myself into a profitable position in Week 23, I decided to take the last week easy and ease off the trading. Here’s that single trade that pushed me further into the green zone: The reason that…
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Results For Week 23 – 2024-25
Apologies, but it’s another late post. This post relates to trades done between the dates 13th-19th May 2025. Ronan Keating said/sang it best, when he said/sang “Life is a roller-coaster, you’ve just got to ride it!” From the highs of a fortnight ago, to the depths of last week, Week 23 brought me yet another…
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Results For Week 22 – 2024-25
Well, if the big fella had my back last week, he was pissing all over it this week! I managed to dodge a bullet the previous weekend by not being able to trade when there were losses, and then when I could trade I seemed to hit a load of winners. A big loss of…
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Results For Week 21 – 2024-25
Word up, muddy funksters! It seems like the big guy from upstairs is really looking out for me of late. For Week 21 I was very fortunate to come away with a profit of £69, when in other weeks I might have been looking at a bit of a loss. I mentioned in my last…
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Results For Week 20 2024-25
Hello my flock! Another really good week with a total profit of just over £130. Combined with Week 19’s profit of £234, means that over the last 2 weeks I’ve had a profit of £368. This is in stark contrast to the loss of £272 for the 3 week period before this. So, here’s a…
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Results For Week 19 – 2024-25
Well, well, well. It turns out that having a word with the big man upstairs could benefit your sports trading game after all! I’m happy to say that Week 19 has been my most profitable week all season. Winning £234 was a very welcome tonic coming off the back of a three week losing streak!…
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Results For Week 18 – 2024-25
Hello my flock. Again, sorry for the late post. This should have been posted on Tuesday (15th). A bit of a loss this week (8th April – 14th April). £28.56 to be precise. But I never traded on the Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday due to me spending some time with my family, as previous…
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Results For Week 17 – 2024-25
Not a good week, and it could have been worse. Thankfully family commitments helped me to avoid it being possibly my worse loss this season. I traded on Saturday, but I couldn’t trade for the majority of Sunday due to family activities. Here’s the breakdown of how I lost £194: As mentioned, I couldn’t trade…
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Results For Week 16 – 2024-25
Just a quick post this week as I realise that I’m a week behind. This post is in relation to my results from the 25th March to the 31st March, which amounted to a £50 loss. A losing week, but it’s not a big losing week, which I’m thankful for. So here’s a little screenshot…
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Results For Week 15 – 2024-25
Afternoon all, how’s your little break from the football trading going? That’s if you have actually decided not to trade this weekend. Personally I love the international break, not because we get to see the national teams fight it out, but more because I use this time to recharge my batteries and stay away from…

