Morning my brethren. I hope we are well and ready to accept the Lord and his teachings. He came to me last night, a vision of brightness in my dreams, and he said to me “Father Paul, yer doing proper shite this week. Go forth and place the following trades:”

Liverpool vs Forest

2-1, 2-0, and Lay the AOH. I can see this being a tougher match than Liverpool will hope for, hence me laying the AOH which I currently see as a good value bet.

Aston Villa vs Luton

2-0, 2-1, 3-1, and 3-0. Villa seem to be on a good run of late, and I can see this continuing today. AOH possibly not the best value wise, so possibly hedge this correct score, or even lay it completely.

Man Utd vs Man City

0-2, 1-2, and AOA. Can’t see United getting anything from this game. Yes, City have been poor of late, but you could point to Rodri being out as a big reason for this. With Rodri back playing I can see a convincing win for City. This could be the match where those who weren’t questioning ten Hag this season, could very well be after this game.

The Lord then turned his back, muttered something about “so much for the extra hour in bed” and then vanished in a puff of smoke.

Then he popped back and said “oh yeah, this is based on the current odds, so could be subject to change nearer the kick-off.” And then vanished again, but this time in an Uber cab.

Good luck if you’re trading my peeps. See you on the flip side, and may the Lord be with you. Always.